Short stories

Please note: The short stories are completely fictional. Their characters resemble real-life persons in a way that, whilst easily identifyable for these who know them, yet keep without any link for these who don't. This is intended to give these individuals an extra laughter or a smirk or two. Their relations are kept intact, however, the short stories are based on "throwing" these personalities into situations together and imagining how it'd act out.

• Characters
• Jennifer
  An alien who crash-landed from the cat planet commonly known as "NekoPara", the cat paradise, yet decided to stay after getting into a relationship with the one who found and patched her up
• Markus
  A goat-bearded nerd having nothing better to do than spamming blogs with fictional articles and running to the next shop to gather cat food
• Benedikt
  Dreaming of finally getting some hair on his head and somehow managing to survive the next day, this blonde individual is but a source of riddles and secrets.
• Joan
  There is being neutral, and then there is being Swiss. Not caring for anything happening around because it wouldn't affect him anyway, this couch potato loves to game and blame the fame on how lame the others are, placing his name onto each leaderboard happening to fall under his eyes.
• Michael
  TBC - This very character's representation in real life has the privilege to write the text appearing for his clone himself.
• Marvin
  There is being active, liking sports and generally trying to appear to be alive. Marvin is none of that. In fact, he made it an art to do the exact opposite. Not knowing if one should rather call the coroner instead, people trying to contact him mostly hit against a wall or loose themselves in automated replies.
• Thoralf
  Being a walking bucket-excavator has its downsides. Or so some would like to think. "All muscles, no brain" - Just to learn one has a Math degree.
• Darius
  Shovel after shovel, everything sinks down a black hole known as "stomach". May God have mercy on us all.
• Conor
  Lovely good-for-nothing that somehow is able to do anything he might want.
• Logan
  RADACTED - REASON: ACCESS DENIED. Security-Clearance Level 1 Required for access.
• Clementine
  I am a rabbit. A baking rabbit. Want some cake? It got floors!
• Paul
  Need to build a new TV? How about a space ship? A thermonuclear bomb? A precision sniper rifle? Whatever it is, he can do it. Period. Safety measures not included.
• Sarah
  "Being a genius is not an easy life." "Making one's PhD is hard work!" - The only thing heard from the depths of southern Germany following these words is dense and continious laughter.
• Olivier
  TBC - This very character's representation in real life has the privilege to write the text appearing for his clone himself.
• Betty
  Because everything is better with an AI trying to conquer and subjungate the world.

To be completed.